
Welcome to the Circus of Health Myths
You’ve got a cousin who swears apple cider vinegar can cure everything from acne to existential dread. Your coworker insists microwaves nuke your nutrients. And don’t even get started on that random wellness guru selling “oxygen-infused Himalayan salt water.” Spoiler: none of this makes sense.
Health misinformation is everywhere. The problem? It spreads faster than you can Google “Is this legit?” So let’s roll up our sleeves and tackle the most persistent medical myths and scams—with sarcasm as our scalpel.
The Eternal “Dr. Google” Consultation
Here’s how it usually starts. You wake up with a headache, type it into Google, and suddenly you’re convinced you have three rare tropical diseases only found in South American caves. Congratulations, you’ve officially fallen into the WebMD black hole.