Ah yes, you, the all-seeing, all-knowing news consumer. You scroll through headlines like a boss, skim opinion columns with the grace of a caffeinated scholar, and—if you’re feeling wild—maybe even leave a comment that isn’t written in ALL CAPS.
But now you’re stepping into murkier waters. You’ve decided to decode media bias, because apparently your morning doom-scroll isn’t stressful enough. And why not? You already survive Monday meetings and family WhatsApp groups. How hard can spotting slanted news be?
Spoiler alert: Harder than separating M&Ms by color while blindfolded. But way more fun.
The “I’m Totally Objective” Delusion
You start your journey with a noble heart and questionable confidence. You declare, “I just want the facts!” while clicking on the same news site you’ve used since 2009. It loads, the familiar layout comforts you, and—oh look—another article that totally confirms your opinion. Amazing!
