Welcome to the Wild World of “Smart” Democracy
So, you’re the person who already mastered Excel pivot tables, dabbled in crypto, and thinks they understand “how governance works.” Adorable. And now you’re curious about DAOs — the blockchain-powered utopias promising to run entire organizations without CEOs, drama, or Karen from accounting. Surely, this will be a breeze.
Spoiler alert: It’s not.
DAOs, short for Decentralized Autonomous Organizations, are like trying to run a company through a group chat, except every message triggers a smart contract and costs gas fees. Sound fun? Good. Because you’re about to tumble into the rabbit hole of digital governance where everything is transparent, immutable, and almost entirely misunderstood.
