
So, you think you’re pretty savvy, huh? You’ve dodged those Facebook “cures” for baldness, laughed at flat-Earthers, and maybe even fact-checked a meme once. Bravo. But let’s be real—how confident are you that what you “know” wasn’t spoon-fed to you by an ad-funded algorithm with the subtlety of a toddler on espresso?
Welcome to the mind-numbing arena of “independent research,” where digging for the truth feels less like solving a mystery and more like defusing a bomb in the dark—with oven mitts.
Let’s walk through this noble (and slightly masochistic) journey of yours—stage by glorious stage.
The Awakening (a.k.a. “Wait… Who’s Lying?”)
It usually starts innocently enough. Maybe you see a post claiming oat milk cures insomnia, or that your favorite energy bar funds squirrel surveillance programs. Weird flex, but okay.
Something clicks in your brain—a faint voice whispering, “Maybe I should look into this.” Welcome to the point of no return.
